YOU GUYS! They've announced the release date for the third and final (sniff!) installment of The Hunger Games series!!!
Brace yourselves; start stocking up on non-perishable food items, tissue, booze and your Team Peeta tshirt, cause the third book is dropping AUGUST 24TH! That's, like, less than a year away! How am I ever going to get my bow-hunting skills up to par by then??
There's just one tiny little problem . . . what's it going to be called??
Well, Suzanne Collins, maybe you still don't have a title yet. Maybe you're still wondering if you can end the series with the words "his scar." I dunno, but we at FYA are here to help! And we'll do it for free! (Or early prints. You know, if you feel so inclined.)
How about: Roasted Snow! Or is that giving away too much of what I really hope happens in the third book?
Um, okay, let's see . . . ooh! Hunger Games 3: Seducing Peeta.
Too on the nose?
Maybe we should crib from movie series! Hunger Games With a Vengence. Hunger Games: Salvation. Hunger Games: Nation (this could be later adapted for the screen and directed by Joss Whedon, since he doesn't have anything better to do these days.)
Okay, I admit it, I've got nothing! My lack of imagination when it comes to writing titles is what keeps me out of a job at a publishing agency.
Hey, maybe I should ask this guy I went to high school with, who titled his term paper: "Sperm Whales and Seamen: Moby Dick."
So, it's over to you, FYA readers. Help us out, here. What should Book Three be titled?
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