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Hunger Games Mocks Us With a New Cover

A discussion of the newly released cover for the final Hunger Games book, Mockingjay.

Hunger Games Mocks Us With a New Cover

HOLY CUSSING SHIZZ!!!!!

You know how, when people walked on the moon, it was like, a really big deal? Or when that one person invented the martini, and it was like, the most miraculous thing in the universe and changed mankind forever?

Well, my friends, this is one of those days that will stand forever as a milestone in human existence.

Because today, Scholastic revealed the title and cover of the FINAL BOOK OF THE HUNGER GAMES (must... refrain... from weeping). Without further ado, FEAST YR EYES ON THIS SUCKER.

 

The mockingjay is finally free!! GET IT? GET IT?!!!!!!

Unfortunately, Scholastic hasn't revealed any other details except for some really lame jokes involving Cinna, Lady Gaga and Kanye West. Dear Scholastic: I could do without yr attempts at humor. WHAT I NEED IS MOCKINGJAY IN MY HANDS IMMEDIATELY.

So, what do you guys think? This is a Party Line post, which means GAB IT UP in the comments.

Personally, I think it's kind of... um, self-helpy? It's just that the other book covers were so FIERCE and INTENSE and DARK and this one is all baby blue and la la LA! Which is weird, cos based on our predictions, this final installment is gonna be the most badass of them all.

I do like the title, although I still wish Collins' had gone with Henri's suggestion, which, for the benefit of our more sensitive readers, I will short to OFF. You have to admit, OFF would sell like hotcakes! And, well, probably get Scholastic sued. but whatever, it's called KARMA FOR MAKING US WAIT UNTIL AUGUST 24TH GAAAAH.

 

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Posh Deluxe's photo About the Author: Sarah lives in Austin, TX, where she programs films at the Alamo Drafthouse. Sarah enjoys fancy cocktails, dance parties and anything that sparkles (except vampires).