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Find Your Hunger Games Name!

Is your name too normal for Panem? Then use FYA's guide to pick out your Hunger Games name!

Find Your Hunger Games Name!

That's right, peeps! No longer shall you have to suffer the slings and arrows of having a normal name, found in the typical Baby Names books! Nor will your offspring have to suffer in ironic sameness with all the other Mackenzies, Ashleighs, Ariannas, Isabelles, Madisons, Aidans, Jacksons and Jaydens in the Tumble Tots play center. FYA is here to save you!

The rules are simple! Just write down your answer for each of the questions, and then combine them in the end.

Be sure to post your Hunger Games name so that we know how to eulogize you during our Mass Funeral for Tributes!!

1.  Write down the second syllable of your middle name.

•  If you do not have a middle name - what is wrong with you? How did you know when your parents were mad at you? Anyway, you should use the second syllable of your first name.

•  If your middle name is only one syllable, you may use the second syllable of your last name.

•  If none of your names have more than one syllable, your parents obviously read the children's book Tikki-Tikki-Tembo, and you may use any syllable you like from Tikki-Tikki-Tembo-No-Sa-Rembo-Chari-Bari-Ruchi-Pip-Peri-Pembo's name.

2.  Write down the name of a plant.

3.  If you are a female above the age of 30, write down the word "less." If you are a female under the age of 30, write down the word "met." If you are a man of any age, A) welcome! and B) write down the word "petra."

4.  Write down the first initial of the last name of your favorite English teacher from school.

5.  Write down one simple action verb (i.e. "run," "jump," etc)

Now, get your results!!

Combine the answer from #1 with the answer from #3. That is your first name.

Your middle initial is the answer to #4.

Your last name is your answer to #5 with your answer to #2 added to the end.

My Hunger Games name is . . .{drumroll, please} . . . Lizmet W. Skiptulip!

Post yours in the replies!!

 

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Erin Callahan's photo About the Author: Erin is loud, foul-mouthed, an unrepentant lover of trashy movies and believes that champagne should be an every day drink. When she isn't drowning in a sea of engineers for whom Dilbert is still uproariously funny, she's writing about books, tv, the cult of VC Andrews and more.
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