In case the squeals of a billion Twihards haven't yet reached your ears, the trailer for the next installment of the Twilight series, Eclipse, was posted on the internet superhighway today:
When I first wrote this post, however, I was going off the ten second preview of the trailer, which is pretty ridiculous. I can't hate, though, because I'm pretty sure those commercials for The Wizarding World of Harry Potter are only about 15 seconds long, and yet anytime they appear on the screen, I announce in a booming, disembodied voice, "I AM GOING THERE."
Here is my analysis of the new trailer, in haiku form (and one limerick).
Ahoy, Sparkle Vamp
Brow still furrowed? What a shame,
Y'all still haven't boned.
*
Hey K Stew, have you
ever tried to don a smile?
It's just a question.
*
Last year's jorts have been
replaced by Efron bangs, but
that is not hair gel.
*
There once was a girl named Bella
who couldn't choose twixt two fellas
not that it matters
their characterization couldn't be flatter,
but at least she'll be able to wear a veil, ah!
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About the Author: Erin is loud, foul-mouthed, an unrepentant lover of trashy movies and believes that champagne should be an every day drink. When she isn't drowning in a sea of engineers for whom Dilbert is still uproariously funny, she's writing about books, tv, the cult of VC Andrews and more.
