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I Kissed a Wolf (And I Liked It)

Smarty Pants Alison dedicates an ode to the forbidden lust between a vampire and a werewolf.

I Kissed a Wolf (And I Liked It)

Welcome to another installment of Smarty Pants, where you, our fellow YAngelists, get the chance to show how much funnier and more clever you are than us. Hooray! Our official FYA minstrel, Alison, is back with another parody song that is sure to get stuck in yr head for days... and days... and hey, it beats singing the original version! Especially because JORTS! This is definitely the YA summer jam, y'all.

"I Kissed A Wolf (and I Liked It)"
To be sung to the tune of Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl", for Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, on the occasion of their MTV Movie Awards make-out session.

This was never the way I planned,
Not my intention.
My dad will never understand;
I broke convention.
For Jacob, I'll rebel;
I snubbed him, I was wrong.
His heady mongrel smell
Caught my attention.

I kissed a wolf and I liked it,
The taste of his gooey dog spit,
I kissed a wolf just to try it,
I hope my Bella don't mind it.
I'm so ashamed,
He's unrefined,
We vamps don't mix with their kind.
But I kissed a wolf, and I liked it,
I liked it.

God, inter-species making out Is so exciting,
That hair, that bod, that wolfy snout
Are so inviting.
It's not what good vamps do,
Can't help my appetite.
My fangs are descending,
Just one small bite...

I kissed a wolf and I liked it,
The taste of his gooey dog spit,
I kissed a wolf just to try it,
I hope my Bella don't mind it.
He's got a thing for babies,
And he probably has rabies,
But I kissed a wolf, and I liked it,
I liked it.

My coven thinks I'm a disgrace,
Hunting beside them is my place,
But now that we've been to first base,
All I want is home runs.
Play midnight baseball with me, Jake...

I kissed a wolf and I liked it,
The taste of his gooey dog spit,
I kissed a wolf just to try it,
I hope my Bella don't mind it.
I touched his abs,
They're hard as quartz,
I wanna rip off his jorts.
I kissed a wolf, and I liked it,
I liked it.

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