So I totally dropped the ball, and we're barely two weeks into the season! I know you were ALL frantically refreshing your browsers all last week waiting for me to put up the recap for episode 2, but guess what? I didn't even watch it! I know! What with BEA and traveling home, and then leaving two days later for the beach, I just didn't get around to it and now it's too late. (PS I'm at the beach! The beach says "Hi!!" to all of y'all.) But I did do the second best thing and read a couple of episode summaries, so I know the haps. The haps: Gravedigger kid Isaac turns into a werewolf in jail (Stiles and Derek couldn't break him out in time), where the cops locked him up because they thought he killed his dad. He didn't; it was some lizard thing that came after Allison. Jackson filmed himself during the full moon, but nothing happened. Scott came out of hiding to save Allison from the lizard. Derek's only line seems to be, "I'm the Alpha." Also, the episode ends with a shirtless Jackson wound waaaaaaaay too tightly. The end! On to episode threeeeeee!
Ab count: Zero!
Am I blind? Did I miss one? I'm hoping so, or else I'll be highly disappointed in the way this season's going.
Gross count: Also zero!
So, what's up with the vet? And why is Jackson still playing lacrosse? Jackson. Listen to me: Lacrosse will not turn you into a werewolf. Although it apparently will make you strong enough to lift a pickup truck. Huh.
I thought the show was great for the first half, but then it just DRAGGED. Is it just because it airs too late for me?