You’re invited to the FYA Slumber Party!

In a lot of ways, being an adult is great! You get to drink champagne whenever you want, and no one is there to scold you when you spend your entire Saturday watching the third season of Avatar: The Last Airbender. If you decide to eat a sleeve of girl scout cookies for dinner because it’s the last non-alcoholic food item to your name? No one can complain except the impending onset of diabetes and your own sense of self-loathing!

But being an adult comes with its costs, too. Not only do you have to pay bills and find your own doctors and remember to wash your sheets, but you also forget how to do the fun things we did when we were young and carefree. That’s where your friends at FYA come in--while we can’t change the fact that you have to go to work every day, we can help you remember how to be a kid. So grab a champ can and put on that unflattering pair of High School Musical pajamas you know you own (no? just me?), because we’re having a slumber party.

Lee and I sacrificed all of our dignity to bring you this tutorial, so I hope you've learned something today. And for any that are interested in the dismal outcome of my future, here are the results of MASH:

Lee

MASH

Men

Patrick Swayze
Homer Simpson
Wallace Fennel
Dick Casablancas

Honeymoon

Oil refinery
New Zealand
Belgium
Cave full of guano

Number of Children

4
0
40
2

Job

Philanthropist
Fort builder
Chef
Neurosurgeon

Vehicle

Sea of cockroaches
Honda Civic
Popemobile
Popemobile+

Alix

MASH

Men

JGL
Jedward
Justin Bieber
Mr. Darcy

Honeymoon

[HOME ADDRESS REDACTED]
Maldives
Voldemort's House
Narnia

Number of Kids

2
1
4
1

Job

Writer
[ORGANIZATION NAME REDACTED]
Rich Person
Fingernail Cleaner

Vehicle

Aston Martin Vanquish
Fleet of hummer limos
Phlegmy Llama
Audi R8

Also, special thanks to my roommate, who helped film but did not wish to appear on camera. She has a long life of squirrel farming ahead of her, but she gets to spend it with love of my life Lee Min Ho, that lucky bitch.