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Teen Movie Madness: Elite Eight Results

As we narrow down the field to the final four, Teen Movie Madness turns into a generational battle.

Teen Movie Madness: Elite Eight Results

We did it, ladies and Brian. We somehow managed to narrow down 65 glorious specimens of teen movie goodness into THE BEST FOUR, EVER. And to absolutely nobody’s surprise, the four that remain are all our number one seeds. Our number twos put up a valiant effort, but in the end, they were no match for such brilliance as this:

And this:

Or this:

And definitely not this:

In the closest battle this week, Mean Girls almost managed to edge out The Breakfast Club, but Judd Nelson’s fist pump of victory remained victorious. So looking toward the final four this week, we’ve got:

Monday: (1) The Breakfast Club vs. (1) Clueless
Tuesday: (1) Ferris Bueller’s Day Off vs. (1) 10 Things I Hate About You

Praise the random number generator gods, because somehow it worked out that this is 80s vs. 90s Throwdown Week.

Words cannot describe my excitement.

Alix West's photo About the Author: Alix is a writer and illustrator who spends way too much time reading Jane Austen retellings of varying quality.