BOOK REPORT for White Lines by Jennifer Banash
Cover Story: Hairy Big Face
BFF Charm: Eventually
Swoonworthy Scale: 6
Talky Talk: Runaway Train
Bonus Factors: The '80s, Stefon, New York City, Mysterious Loner Dude
Anti-Bonus Factor: Mommie Dearest
Relationship Status: Dancing Queens
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Aaaand enjoy having this song in your head for the next two weeks.