I’m sorry, but I don’t need a world of Cathys, wandering the moors, all crazy-like, looking for their lost loves. This is why medical research invented SSRIs, y’all.
BOOK REPORT for Towering by Alex Flinn
Cover Story: Fancy Dress Returns
BFF Charm: A World of No
Swoonworthy Scale: 0? I Guess?
Talky Talk: Insufferable
Bonus Factors: Drug Ring
Anti-Bonus Factor: Literally Everything About This Book
Relationship Status: It's Not Me; It's You
You can read the rest of my review (if you can even call it a review and not, say, a written plea for literary justice) over at Kirkus! And then scurry right back because I need to make sure I'm not the only one who feels this way.