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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your . . . Oh, Never Mind

Erin reviews Alex Flinn's Towering and the book barely escapes with its pages intact.  TERRIBAD, Y'ALL.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your . . . Oh, Never Mind
I’m sorry, but I don’t need a world of Cathys, wandering the moors, all crazy-like, looking for their lost loves. This is why medical research invented SSRIs, y’all.

BOOK REPORT for Towering by Alex Flinn

Cover Story: Fancy Dress Returns
BFF Charm: A World of No
Swoonworthy Scale: 0? I Guess?
Talky Talk: Insufferable
Bonus Factors: Drug Ring
Anti-Bonus Factor: Literally Everything About This Book
Relationship Status: It's Not Me; It's You

You can read the rest of my review (if you can even call it a review and not, say, a written plea for literary justice) over at Kirkus!  And then scurry right back because I need to make sure I'm not the only one who feels this way.

Erin Callahan's photo About the Author: Erin is loud, foul-mouthed, an unrepentant lover of trashy movies and believes that champagne should be an every day drink. When she isn't drowning in a sea of engineers for whom Dilbert is still uproariously funny, she's writing about books, tv, the cult of VC Andrews and more.