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Sexy Sochi

Better ready the snow machines—the athletes of the Winter Olympics are hot enough to melt the entire Olympic Village!

Sexy Sochi

Although the events of the Winter Olympics aren’t known for their skimpy outfits or copious amounts of visible skin (like those of the summer games), the athletes that take part are no less appealing.

And because we here at FYA HQ are all about the science, we recently engaged in some serious research into the athletes currently inhabiting Sochi’s Olympic Village. We present our findings below.

Name: Henrik Lundqvist
Age: 31
Sport: Ice Hockey
Country: Sweden
Fun Fact: Henrik’s nickname is “The King.”

 

Name: Vanessa Vanakorn
Age: 35
Sport: Alpine Skiing
Country: Thailand
Fun Fact: Vanessa, a.k.a. Vanessa-Mae, a child prodigy violinist and pianist, has sold more than 10 million records worldwide.

 

Name: Hubertus Von Hohenlohe
Age: 55
Sport: Alpine Skiing
Country: Mexico
Fun Fact: Hubertus is not only the only member of the Mexican team, he’s also a real-life prince.

 

Name: Ireen Wüst
Age: 27
Sport: Speed Skating
Country: Netherlands
Fun Fact: When she won gold at the 2006 Games in Turin, Ireen became the youngest Dutch Olympic champion.

 

Name: Lloyd Jones
Age: 25
Sport: Figure Skating
Country: France
Fun Fact: One of Lloyd’s hobbies is juggling.

 

Name: The Dufour-Lapointe Sisters (Maxime, Chloe and Justine)
Age: 25, 22 and 19, respectively
Sport: Freestyle Skiing
Country: Canada
Fun Fact: Justine wears unicorn ski socks, and Maxine and Chloe are a bit superstitious: They always put their left skis on first.

 

Name: Gabriel Landeskog
Age: 21
Sport: Ice Hockey
Country: Sweden
Fun Fact: In September 2012, he became the youngest team captain in NHL history (for the Colorado Avalanches) at age 19.

 

Name: Sarah Hendrickson
Age: 19
Sport: Ski Jumping
Country: USA
Fun Fact: Sarah was the first woman to jump in the debut of ski jumping in the 2014 Olympics.

 

Name: J.R. Celski
Age: 23
Sport: Short Track
Country: USA
Fun Fact: J.R.’s motto is “Stay hungry, stay foolish.”

 

Name: Dominique Maltais
Age: 33
Sport: Snowboard
Country: Canada
Fun Fact: Dominique has previously been a firefighter in Montreal.

 

Name: Henrik Zetterberg
Age: 33
Sport: Ice Hockey
Country: Sweden
Fun Fact: This Henrik’s fourth time in the Olympics.

 

Name: Julie Chu
Age: 31
Sport: Ice Hockey
Country: USA
Fun Fact: Julie was captain of the gold medal-winning U.S. women's ice hockey team during the 2013 World Championships.

 

Name: Shani Davis
Age: 31
Sport: Speed Skating
Country: USA
Fun Fact: Shani, in part, inspired the character Frozone in The Incredibles.

 

Name: Anna Sidorova
Age: 23
Sport: Curling
Country: Russia
Fun Fact: Anna has a degree in public relations from Moscow’s Russian State University for the Humanities.

 

Name: Lucas Eguibar
Age: 20
Sport: Snowboard
Country: Spain
Fun Fact: Lucas has been participating in snow sports since age 2.

 

Name: Silje Norendal
Age: 20
Sport: Snowboard
Country: Norway
Fun Fact: Silje’s motto is: "Smile at the world and the world will smile back."

 

Name: Jean-Philippe Le Guellec
Age: 28
Sport: Biathalon
Country: Canada
Fun Fact: Jean-Philippe quotes the movie Gladiator (“strength and honour”) in his pre-race rituals.

 

Name: The Entire Canadian Bobsleigh Team
Age: 26–39
Sport: Bobsleigh
Country: Canada
Fun Fact: Here’s a picture of a few of the gents … in their skivvies.

Obviously, we couldn’t include every single attractive Olympian in this post—if we did, we’d be here until the closing ceremonies—but we’re not ones to dismiss reader-submitted research. Let us know your favorite sexy Olympians in the comments below. Pictures are encouraged!

Mandy Curtis's photo About the Author: Mandy is a small town girl living in a nerdy world, or—if you want to get literal—an editor/writer living in Austin, TX. In addition to yearning for YA books—the more dystopian or fantastical, the better—she can also be found swooning over superheroes, dreaming of The Doctor and grinning at GIFs.
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