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Procrastination Pro-Tips: Romance Novel Euphemism Ranking, Emmy Nominations, and More!

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Procrastination Pro-Tips: Romance Novel Euphemism Ranking, Emmy Nominations, and More!
Book Related Things

Romance novel euphemisms for genitalia, ranked.

In case you missed it here, J.K. Rowling wrote a short story about 34-year-old Harry called Harry Potter and the Mortgage of Doom

Rowling also published new novel The Silkworm under her pseudonym Robert Galbraith. Badass Digest has a review!

Cinder author Marissa Meyer talks Fierce Reads.

Lego-fied The Odyssey! The Fault in Our Bricks! Color me impressed.

Book Riot is knocking it out of the park this week. Love this article about school boards who ban books.

Harry Potter Monopoly. Not officially endorsed, and the asking price is $1,000.

Which Classic Children's Book Describes Your Life? I got Everybody Poops! Then I laughed maniacally, because I am five.

Movie Related Things

The first full trailer for Gone Girl is here, and it looks gooooood.

Here's what's new on Netflix streaming for July. (Do people still subscribe to the DVD service?)

You, too, can generate your own If I Stay movie poster.

Here's a One Republic song with footage from The Giver.

Some people actually thought Steven Spielberg killed a triceratops. LOL FOREVER.

TV Related Things

The Originals got an Emmy nod for Outstanding Hair Styling. Congrats to Elijah's hero hair!

Speaking of The Originals, it will be back October 6th

The 100 also got an Emmy nod.

And speaking of the Emmys, here's the full nomination list. Game of Thrones and House of Cards topped the list, with 19 and 13 nominations respectively. Orphan Black was snubbed. (The nom that wins my heart, however, is that Bob Newhart was nominated for his guest appearance on Big Bang Theory. I adore that man.)

You can buy (faux?) Sherlock props.

Miscellaneous Things

The Toast introduces us to Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez, Romantic Human Couple.

Ryan Gosling is reportedly having a baby with Eva Mendes. I need to get a sympathy card for one of the ladies in book club.

Jennifer Lawrence facepalms Emma Watson, because...we don't know why.

Emoji Yoga.

How about some FailCats?

Kim Kardashian's game could rake up to $200 million this year. Hashtag why. Also, here are 11 lessons learned from the game

Looking back on Vanity Fair's Young Hollywood Covers.

 

That's it for this week, friends! Did we miss anything life-changing, like perhaps a Hot Dude Roundup? What caught your attention this week? To the comments we go!

Jennie's photo About the Author: Jennie Kendrick lives in San Francisco and has an excessive fondness of historical fiction, spreadsheets, turquoise sparkly things, and bourbon. When she's not reading, writing, or writing about reading, she cooks obsessively, runs an Etsy shop, and thrifts for vintage everything.