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Procrastination Pro-Tips: A Wrinkle In Time, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and more!

Your weekly dish of internet distractions.

Procrastination Pro-Tips: A Wrinkle In Time, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and more!

Happy Friday, everyone! Let's get to it:

Book Related Things

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory gets a strange new cover.

The Onion crushes it with this "Groundbreaking YA Novel" article.

Slytherin pun!

You, too, can be Christian Grey's intern.

Lovely Rainbow Rowell article about the value of YA.

YA characters who run.

Movie Related Things

Carrie Brownstein is finishing Nora Ephron's Lost in Austen.

Stephenie Meyer in talks to produce a Lois Duncan adaptation.

John Green's Paper Towns will be released next July.

Studio Ghibli takes a "brief pause."

A Wrinkle in Time to be adapted by the writer of Frozen.

Jason Mott's The Wonder of All Things will be adapted by Lionsgate.

A female Ghostbusters reboot? I'd watch it.

SYTYCD's tWitch and Allison recreate famous dance scenes.

Why we need The Giver.

TV Related Things

Friday Night Lights posters!

Alexis Bledel (Gilmore Girls, Mad Men) has married Mad Men star Vincent Kartheiser. If they have children, no one will be able to tell who the kids take after.

Miscellaneous Things

Important Shirtless News. 

Who wants to see Jason Statham painted silver in an Erasure video? You do.

Which popular high school clique do you belong to? 

The Smile, Bitch Training Camp -- for those of us with bitchy resting face. Never ruin a man's day again with your sad face!

 

That's it for this week! Did we miss anything? What are you up to this weekend?

Jennie's photo About the Author: Jennie Kendrick lives in San Francisco and has an excessive fondness of historical fiction, spreadsheets, turquoise sparkly things, and bourbon. When she's not reading, writing, or writing about reading, she cooks obsessively, runs an Etsy shop, and thrifts for vintage everything.