Welcome back to the YA Movie News Roundup, where we have TONS of news this week. Unfortunately, most of it is Fifty Shades-related. But let's get to the hotness first!
SEXY RUMOR ALERT: Ryan Gosling may or may not join Emma Watson in Beauty and the Beast. Please let it be so!
And speaking of hotness, in case you missed it, a Highly Scientific Analysis of the Magic Mike XXL trailer. Oh hello, sexy welding Channing:
And I guess if this is your thing, still speaking of "hotness": the Fifty Shades sequels have already been approved in light of crazy pre-sales for the first film.
In delicious schadenfreude news, Fifty Shades leads Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson hate each other.
In well, ooookay.... news: Target has been selling Fifty Shades sex toys.
In kinda funny news, Jimmy Fallon and Jamie Dornan read Fifty Shades passages in wacky accents.
In just the best news, this heinous cake is my favorite.
Because The Hunger Games basically prints money for Lionsgate, they want more movies. Prequels? Allrighty.
Samuel L. Jackson is in negotiations to join Tim Burton's Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children.
Here's a new cut of every Harry Potter Snape scene, now in chronological order so we can see what a big old softie he actually is.
Check out a handsome photo of Daniel Dae Kim as Jack Kang in Insurgent.
In not YA but relevant to our interests news (this is where the Magic Mike trailer should go, obviously, but I couldn't help but make it a priority in this post):
FYA patriarch Kyle Chandler has a new show for Netflix.
Netflix is also trying to develop a live-action Legend of Zelda series as a family-friendly Game of Thrones.
Aaaand Netflix is developing a Baz Luhrmann hip-hop drama series.
Gillian Anderson on feminism.
Our fellas - and the amazing Rose Byrne - are coming back for Neighbors 2!
Some CW pickup news, including a Joe Hill Tales From the Darkside.
New Pitch Perfect 2 trailer.
And finally, the kickass Saved By the Bell reunion on Jimmy Fallon.