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Procrastination Pro-Tips: Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup Edition

Your weekly dish of internet distractions.

Procrastination Pro-Tips: Girl, You Don’t Need Makeup Edition

Happy Friday and happy May Day!

 

Book Related Things

The release date for The Raven King has been moved back to February 2016. Let us all sit down and rock back and forth together.

The potential We Were Liars movie has a writer now.

Tomorrow is Free Comic Book Day.

Maureen Johnson's 13 Little Blue Envelopes has been optioned!

This 8-year-old girl demanded that books not be marketed as "for boys" or "for girls." You go, kid.

Imagine your engagement photo as the cover to a self-published erotic novella.

 

Movie Related Things

There's a rumor going around that there'll be an all-female reboot of 21 Jump Street with Broad City writers. Update at 8:33AM PST: Not just a rumor!

Oh goody, a Fifty Shades Darker teaser. Did they become self-aware of how serial-killer-esque the first movie was?

Jason Isaacs (aka Lucius Malfoy), trying butterbeer. (Non-alcoholic, boo. But here are recipes for alcoholic butterbeer that I have not yet tried.)

 

TV Related Things

Of couse you want to follow this Twitter full of My So-Called Life quotes.

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell will be a seven-part series, and here's the trailer.

And here's the trailer for Flesh & Bone, a new dance show on Starz.

 

Miscellaneous Things

Amy Schumer's "Girl, You Don't Need Makeup" song and video = perfect. Also, need that black and white dress/fuchsia cardigan combo.

Ian Somerhalder got married last weekend.

Old celebrity couples.

Boxed wine drink recipes. Because it's almost summer!

Hilary Duff is totally on Tinder.

Have some half-nekkid photos of Zac Efron.

 

That's it for this week! Did we miss anything?

Jennie's photo About the Author: Jennie Kendrick lives in San Francisco and has an excessive fondness of historical fiction, spreadsheets, turquoise sparkly things, and bourbon. She is also a literary agent with Lupine Grove Creative. When she's not reading, writing, or writing about reading, she cooks obsessively, runs an Etsy shop, and thrifts for vintage everything.