BOOK REPORT for Of Jenny and the Aliens by Ryan Gebhart
Cover Story: Emoji Rebus
BFF Charm: Nay
Swoonworthy Scale: 2
Talky Talk: Boy Brain
Bonus Factor: Aliens
Relationship Status: Look Me Up in a Decade or Two
From the moment (in the first chapter) in which the main character in Of Jenny and the Aliens talks about how he calls his penis the King in the North—then every consecutive time he refers to it as such*—I knew this book wasn’t going to be for me.
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*At least five times.