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The season’s Big Bad is introduced, and it’s... a blue light special?
The Mikaelsons are at a crossroads, and there’s demonic magic on the loose. But at least there are mimosas!
The Mikaelsons have returned to New Orleans. And they’re taking back Marcel’s favorite trophy.
A lot can change in five years. Unless you’re a vampire.
Merry Midseason Finale, y'all! Because no one is getting the way of Stefan's Christmas Eve Feast, right? NOPE.
One siren outsmarts another, and Alaric disappoints all of us several times over.
Our Gang gathers to mourn the loss of one of their own while scheming sirens SCHEME.
Our show really has it out for Alaric's love life. Man.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, Sybil tells Damon to applesauce penguin.
This week's episode managed to bring us some amazing highs and devastating lows, courtesy of Stefan & Caroline and Sybil the Siren, respectively.
It's the first episode of the final season, and already the bodies are piling up. What a promising start! *heart-eyes emoji*
In which Klaus Mikaelson stands trial for his (many) sins.
The season seven finale has it all: tense moments, snarky quips, hope...and heartbreak.
There ain’t no party like a cemetary party.
This episode does NOT feature Jared Leto manifesting your worst nightmares.
Always and forever comes with a high price tag.
Never trust a vampire hunter with nothing to lose.
Where’s a magical macguffin cure when you need one?
Damon Salvatore: Third Wheel Extraordinaire.
Damon saving Stefan isn't enough to make Alaric OR Bonnie want to share BFF charms with him again.
A Vampire’s Guide to New Orleans: Music Festivals and Torture.
Paul Wesley gets to show off his acting chops by playing not one but TWO Stefan Salvatores. (What would the collective term for Salvatores be? An ANGST of Salvatores?)
Welcome to Mystic Falls! Proud Home of A Whole Lot of Death.
Love wins all over the place this week, even if it did result in a fiery inferno of death.
We’ll pour the moonshine, and babies drink for free.
Hearts are broken and friendships are ended. Thankfully there's still an ample supply of good bourbon.
Who has time to worry about enemies when so many relationships are in peril?
Bonnie Bennett GETS. IT. DONE. Also: Daydrinking in New Orleans with Stefan and Klaus!
Long magic rituals leave a lot of extra time for inappropriate shipping.
Is it too much to ask that Caroline Forbes stops losing the people who love her the most??
If only Hayley could take all of these fools to school.
Villains are vanquished, but we're left with even more questions than usual, especially: "How could Nora date someone for centuries who turns their nose up at the occasional Dorito?"
In which all the supernatural creatures of the city fight over a wooden toy.
Postcards From Spooky Witch Purgatory
None of these people should ever be allowed to babysit.
Vampire Purgatory is like being stuck at the DMV without your number EVER being called, but with a body count.
Why, oh why, do people keep making the Mikaelsons angry?
As much as Amanda R. hates to admit it, she knows that we would ALL be giving Caroline side-eye if she was in our birthing class.
Some wishes come true, and some get stomped all to hell.
Love means compelling other people to commit murder.
INTERVENTION TIME. Because what would a Salvatore Thanksgiving be WITHOUT tying up someone with vervane-laced ropes?
Everyone had better be on their best behavior for vampire Thanksgiving, or someone could lose an appendage.
Setting your mother's boyfriend on fire at her fancy cocktail party - justified or party foul?
Mimosas and severed arteries go together like brunch and vampires.
Damon decides to turn over a new leaf and be the man Elena knew he could be! It lasts exactly as long as you'd expect. (It's ok, Damon. We prefer you snarky, vengeful, and always quick with an inappropriate comment.)
Who knew that choker scarves and goats could be the building blocks of friendship?
Vampires balls are good for nothing but ruined tuxedos.
Amanda R. hoped to get Drinking with Damon: a spin-off comedy webseries co-starring Enzo, Alaric and Oscar. Why ya gotta be destroyers of dreams, writers?
In which the infamous Mikaelson sire-line was a complete accident.
Caroline was just doing you a favor by laughing at your ridiculous mourning attire, Nora. Bustles are SO over.
You really wouldn't like Hayley when she's angry.
This season premiere brings you everything you adore about The Vampire Diaries: Damon and Alaric drinking, Bonnie not taking anyone's crap, Caroline being neighborly, Stefan's Hero Hair, Matt Donovan being stoic, Enzo's hotness, AND a new family of villains - The Heretics!
If anyone has a Groupon for family therapy, send it the Mikaelsons' way.
Everything changes, but everyone stays the same.
You didn't think that a Mystic Falls wedding would actually go as planned, did you?
Someone has been playing the long con all along.
Enzo and Stefan: Oedipal Issues Edition.
Dahlia makes a compelling case for holding up Esther's bargain.
Mama Salvatore exhibits some Praying Mantis-realness while Bonnie Bennett officially declares this The Year Of Bonnie.
Another day, another daggering.
Amanda R. needs Caroline to never stop singing karoake or engaging her ex-boyfriends in Murder Quizzes.
The world's strangest justice league assembles to fight off the world's most powerful crazy aunt.
In the battle for possession of Eva/Rebekah's body, who will win?
Secrets are REVEALED this week! Mama Salvatore keeps a menagerie of barely-alive vampires, Kai has no game, Alaric misses his days as a hunter and Bonnie brought Damon back a VERY special surprise from the year 1994..!
Can anyone trust Freya?
Caroline Forbes and Stefan Salvatore as a blood-soaked BONNIE & CLYDE is the story Amanda R. never knew she needed to experience.
Double-crossing sisters, wicked witches, and baby-calming as flirting: just another day with Klaus & Co.
Amanda R. is dubbing this episode Three Wonderful Surprises and a Funeral. Also: Damon Salvatore gives terrible relationship advice.
A wedding, a death, and the return of Hope.
Kol gets to talk a lot in this episode, and for that we are #blessed.
Bonnie's birthday is celebrated by her friends, Stefan remembers how to be a great friend to Caroline and Kai learns how to express his new empathy thanks to Google.
Tom & Jerry play an important role in this Very Special Episode.
It’s time for some witch twins to merge, so maybe now they can stop talking about it!
In which Marcel wears a soldier's uniform again, and other characters show serious growth.
Mystic Falls would like to welcome us back from hiatus with a little cocktail of magic and torture.
A lock-in, a confession, a proposal, a ghost, and an asylum: The Originals is back!
Amanda can't decide what's worse, trying to care about the WonderTwins or having to see Caroline's world splinter into pieces.
Body jumping, in more ways than one.
Amanda's mixing up pitchers of alcoholic bevvies for those of you who are still recuperating from last night's sucker-punching, gut-wrenching, depressing as all hell episode. Mazel tov!
Rebekah! A werewolf proposal! Elijah holding a baby! A Romeo-Romeo kiss! The only thing this episode lacked was a supernatural storm that divested the male cast of their shirts.
Sadly, Enzo and Matt Donovan can't make it to FriendsGiving but you know who could've and wasn't invited? Stefan. NO GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE FOR YOU, STEFAN.
There's a lot of exposition in this episode -- but it's fine, because Koleb is the one delivering the lines.
There's never just ONE Original witch.
No one is fooling around when a shirtless, bloody Elijah shows up four seconds into the show.
It's a sad day indeed when Damon Salvatore is reduced to drinking Zima. Luckily, there's a very bright light at the end of this episode.
Stop trying to make the Human Cardboard Cutout Cami love triangle happen.
This week's episode is a huge pay-off for the long-term, diehard fans, even ones with terrible memories like Amanda.
Would that we could all invite ourselves over for dinner with the brothers Original.
Bonnie Bennett wins this entire episode, and Amanda NEVER thought she would be given cause to type that sentence.
A reincarnated witch antagonizes her most mercurial son. You'll never believe what happens next.
Disappointing Matt Donovan only gets you a lecture. Disappointing Enzo gets you a fork in the hand in front of your new girlfriend.
If we were British, we might get away with saying that this episode was a bloody work of art.
The Season 6 premiere isn't doing anything to quell Amanda's fantasy of Brunch with Damon Salvatore.
Mandy C. and Emily check in with some of the best (and bestworst) returning shows.
The Season 5 finale brings back some beloved old friends and still manages to crush the life out of our collective beating heart. In other words, just what Amanda expected.
In the season finale, there's birth, death, and another ruined suit for Elijah.
So...what the hell was THAT??
Everyone is outmaneuvered by Satan in a Pantsuit. Bonus: more kissing!
In which Damon makes cocktails, Caroline makes party games and Enzo makes lots of murderous ghostly mischief.