Y’all know what tomorrow is, right? One of the biggest days of the year: On Feb. 14, 1859, Oregon was admitted as the 33rd state in the union. My home state is celebrating its 156th birthday, y’all*!

*This word is not something I grew up saying, just to clarify.

It’s also—in case you hadn’t noticed the displays in pretty much every store that went up the day after Christmas (sometimes the week before)—Valentine’s Day! To help you celebrate, FYA put on their heart-shaped thinking caps and came up with some fun, cheeky, and occasionally a little risque Valentines for you to share with your friends and loved ones based on some of our favorite books, movies and TV shows.

All because we love you so!


Books

Title: Anna and the French Kiss (Anna and the French Kiss #1)
Author: Stephanie Perkins
Series: Anna and the French Kiss

“You’re the Étienne to my Anna”

Title: Lola and the Boy Next Door (Anna and the French Kiss #2)
Author: Stephanie Perkins
Series: Anna and the French Kiss

“You’re the Cricket to my Lola”

Title: Isla and the Happily Ever After (Anna and the French Kiss #3)
Author: Stephanie Perkins
Series: Anna and the French Kiss

“You’re the Josh to my Isla”

Title: Jellicoe Road
Author: Melina Marchetta

“You’re the Jonah to my Taylor”

Author: Maggie Stiefvater
Series: The Raven Cycle

“If we only got one copy of The Raven King, I’d let you read it first”

Movies

Title: Magic Mike XXL

“Hey Valentine / I got you a pony”

Title: Pitch Perfect 2

TV

Title: The 100

“You’re the Bellamy to my Clarke”
“We have perfect enemistry, Valentine”
“You’re the Monty to my Jasper”
“You can call me princess anytime / I’ll only pretend to hate it”
“You put the ‘Wick’ in wicked, Valentine”
“I’ll let you tend to my wounds / Even when it was your brother who did it”

Title: Arrow

“This salmon ladder’s for you, Valentine”
“This salmon ladder’s for you, Valentine”
“This salmon ladder’s for you, Valentine”

Title: The Flash

“I wouldn’t stop Cupid’s arrow if he sent it for you”
“I don’t do *everything* fast, Valentine”
“Everyone knows that we should be together”

Title: Jane the Virgin

“You make my heart glow, Valentine”
“You are my lucky rabbit foot, Valentine. Let’s hug.”
“You have the right to remain smitten”

Title: The O.C.

“Acknowledge me now or lose me forever”

Title: Orphan Black

“I want to tell you something. You I like.”
“I want to tell you something. You I like.”

Title: Outlander

“A Valentine’s poem for you / Our fine Jamie wears a tartan kilt / A greater physique has never been built. / Claire saw his butt / And her thoughts turned to smut / Now she takes his sword straight to the hilt. / Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Title: Parks and Recreation

“Treat yo self, Valentine!”

Title: Pretty Little Liars

“This Valentine’s Day, let’s stay in, snuggle, and watch my favorite movie: Predator. XOXO, Ezra”

Title: Supernatural

“This single man tear is for you, Valentine”
“Sam Girls like puppies, Dean Girls like gin. When the Winchesters go shirtless, all of us win.”

All FYA Valentines

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Mandy (she/her) is a manager at a tech company who lives in Austin, TX, with her husband and their dogs. She loves superheroes and pretty much any show or movie with “Star” in the name.