My fellow kweens, the day we’ve been waiting for has finally arrived. Magic Mike XXL hits screens tonight in all of its ab-tastic glory, and having already seen it, I can guarantee that you will NOT be disappointed. It’s basically the Step Up of Magic Mike movies, and if you know how much I love the Step Up franchise, then you know that is one of the greatest compliments I can give to a film.

This movie is heavy on the shirtlessness and light on the plot, which is the ideal ratio, because we don’t want something unnecessary like a story interfering with the important stuff like abs and biceps. In fact, the only thing that can improve Magic Mike XXL is alcohol, which is why we’ve worked tirelessly to equip you with a drinking game.

This game does contain a few spoilers, so we recommend taking it for a spin on your second (and third, and fourth) viewing. In other words, if you haven’t seen the movie yet, you should probably stop here.

But once you have seen the movie, join me in the comments so we can dish about our favorite routines and rant about those lucky bitches who got to be extras.

The Official FYA Magic Mike XXL Drinking Game

Take a drink when:

  • Rubio does a McConaughey impression
  • Mike begins to dance in his workshop
  • The Kings argue about boy bands
  • Tobias wears a Carmen Miranda outfit
  • Ken punches Mike
  • The name “Clitoria” is uttered
  • Ken sings
  • Michael Strahan first appears
  • Tarzan gets wistful over wine
  • There’s a cake vs. cookies debate
  • Richie acknowledges that he’s found his glass slipper
  • Elizabeth Banks first appears
  • There’s a Twilight strip scene
  • Each guy begins his individual routine during the grand finale

Take a shot when:

  • You see Richie’s butt
  • The cashier at the Friendly Express finally smiles
  • Rome says, “It’s not bro time, it’s show time.”

Sarah lives in Austin, and believes there is no such thing as a guilty pleasure, which is part of why she started FYA in 2009. Growing up, she thought she was a Mary Anne, but she's finally starting to accept the fact that she's actually a Kristy.