Before we get into this week’s best internet distractions, I want to take a moment to remind everyone that April begins on Monday… meaning don’t fall for any April Fool’s jokes, y’all! I mean, who would be so cruel as to do that to you on a Monday but hey, it’s the world we live in.

Now, on to the links!

ICYMI on FYA

For this week’s Stream It review, Kandis examines if a shredded Jake Gyllenhaal and an unhinged Conor McGregor are enough to justify a Road House remake.

In book reports:

Book-Related Things

The third installment of the Empyrean series (i.e. Fourth Wing) arrives in January:

Romantasy may be so hot right now, but it’s actually been around for longer than you might think!

A Luke Perry biography is coming!

Onscreen Things

How much fun is Emily Henry having over these Ayo Edebiri and Paul Mescal Beach Read rumors?

In no duh headline news, “Nicholas Galitzine is not your average heartthrob.” (Y’all, I saw The Idea of You at SXSW and LOVED IT.)

The CAST in this movie, hot damn!!

Boo! Olivia Colman isn’t returning for Heartstopper Season 3.

Heart this piece on Polite Society‘s perfect blend of martial arts and Jane Austen-style humor. Watch this movie, y’all!!!

For The Good Wife fans (of which I am one!), Josh Charles and the Kings reflect on the courtroom gunshot heard ’round the world.

Anne Hathaway continues to be just so damn refreshing (and gorgeous!).

Joe is heading back to NYC for the final season of YOU!

Social Media Things

Damn, we really need to up our “alt text” game:

I agree, Ben, this is my kind of March Madness:

Um, yeah, HR, I have a suggestion for you:

We’re always here for Alias tweets:

FYA road trip!!!

OG Roswell!

@thats4ent

He’s from wayyyyy up there….. WAY. 😂😂😂👽👽👽 Thanks #shiriappleby #jasonbehr @majandradelfino #brendanfehr for playing along & giving the #Roswell fans the recreation we didn’t know we needed at #90sCon this weekend! #roswellnm #roswelltvshow #roswellnewmexico #roswelledit #nostalgia #nostalgic #millennials

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Sarah lives in Austin, and believes there is no such thing as a guilty pleasure, which is part of why she started FYA in 2009. Growing up, she thought she was a Mary Anne, but she's finally starting to accept the fact that she's actually a Kristy.