About the Book
Title: Die Softly
-
Author:
- Christopher Pike
Published: 1991
- Genre:
- Horror
- Voices:
- Cis Boy
- White (Non-Specified)
Devices Included: 10
The Deal:
Total skeezeball Herb sets up a camera in the girls’ locker room. When he retrieves the film, he discovers that he inadvertently captured…A MURDER! (duh duh DUUUUUUUNH!)
Christopher Pike’s Favorite Literary Devices:
- Arson
- Creepy Siblings
- Detective
- Dream Sequence
- Drugs
- Group Secret
- Illicit Sex
- Revenge
- Shootout
- Villain Monologue
Can I Guess the End?
You can sort of guess the end, but not all of it.
How Fucked Up Is This Book?
It’s pretty fucked up.
Does the Cover/Title Accurately Represent the Story?
The title makes no kinda sense. The cover is fairly representative of Herb’s pervy sensibilities.
Should I Read (Or Re-Read As an Adult) This Book?
Do not read this book. It is stupid.
FTC Full Disclosure: I received neither money nor cocktails for writing this review (dammit!). Die Softly is available now.