Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Into every generation, a Slayer is born and a Rewatch is begun. (Find all posts here.)
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
“I mock you with my monkey pants!”
"Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore."
“Wow. I wasn’t sure where the party was, and then I saw the flashing lights and the ambulance, and I was like ‘right, of course! Death, carnage—it’s a Buffy party!'”
“This must be my two-teenage-girls-in-the-house headache. I thought it felt familiar.”
“Oh, come on, that’s ridiculous! What, you think this isn’t real just because of all the vampires, and demons, and ex-vengeance demons, and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy?”
“We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.”