My Mad Fat Diary
Presenting our mad fat recaps. (Find all posts here.)
"I’d shag him until there was nothing left. Just a pair of glasses and a damp patch."
"I don’t want to be his friend. I want him to go down on me for so long that he has to evolve gills."
"And as for all the crazy crap? The mental screw-ups and madness? Well, that’s mine, Dear Diary. I get to keep that. That travels with me."