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"Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock. In case there's a threesome going on in the bathroom."
"I'm gonna brood. Silently. Over here."
"There's nothing I hate more then perky blondes who want to take over the world."
"Well, don't worry. We'll find you another old dude to pay for all your stuff and cheat on you."