A long time ago, we used to watch this show. (Find all posts here.)
"A teenaged private eye. Trust me. I know how dumb that sounds."
"Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served. That, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice."
"I'd love to have underlings and deputies other than my daughter. She's really no good at wrestling the hopped-up meth heads into the back of the car."
"In my experience, the people that you care about will let you down, but only if you let them."