A close-up of Zach Gilford as Matt Saracen in Friday Night Lights, a white teenage boy with dark blonde short hair, wearing a dark blue, white and gold football jersey that reads

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Title: Friday Night Lights S3.E05 “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” 
Released: 2008

Drinks Taken: 14

 

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Welcome back, Panther fans! Last week, Kandis asked me if I’m Team Tyra or Team Landry in this messy breakup. I feel bad for them both. Tyra’s just trying to keep the friendship alive, while Landry’s determined to interpret every sign of affection as proof that they’re still dating. But he pushed too hard (in part due to some David-after-the-Dentist hijinks), so I can’t blame her for finally making herself terribly clear that she does not want to be with Landry romantically.

What I can blame her for, however, is wanting to be with Chase. Previously on FNL, this bad-news (drink!) rodeo cowboy caught Tyra’s eye, Matt’s mom started pitching in with Grandma Saracen, the Brothers Riggins stole some copper wire to sell later, Coach decided to start both J.D. and Matt as alternating QB1s, and we all finished our drinks because SMASH IS GOING TO COLLEGE, BABY!!!

Time to refill those empty glasses:

Coach Taylor, wearing a suit and drinking a glass of red wine

The Official FYA Friday Night Lights Season 3 Drinking Game

Drink once every time:

You want to give Matt Saracen a hug
Tami Taylor drinks a glass of wine
Tami Taylor says “y’all”
Landry Clarke goes off on a tangent
You’re Team Tyra Collette
Buddy Garrity makes you roll your eyes
You think, “It’s JUST football, people.”
Gracie appears in a scene
You want to punch Joe McCoy in the face
Grandma Saracen gets riled up
Billy and Mindy are too much but you love ‘em anyway
You tear up

Drink twice every time:

The Panthers score a touchdown
Tim and/or Billy Riggins makes poor choices
There’s a classic Coach Taylor pep talk
You think, “Cash is bad news.”
Devin is the shit

Take a shot every time you hear:

“Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose!”
“Texas Forever.”

Finish your drink when:

Hands slap the Panther “P”
Smash gets into college

On to the episode!

The Taylor family in their kitchen on Friday Night Lights, a brunette man and blonde woman facing a blonde teenage girl who has her back to us. The man and woman do NOT look happy.

3.05 “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”

Coach took a gamble with his alternating quarterback strategy, and it doesn’t quite pan out. The Panthers still beat McNulty High, but barely, and though Saracen gets the game-winning play, it’s only after McCoy brings them to the goal line. Everyone celebrates except Matt, who slinks away – then later, the assistant coaches tell Coach that he needs to be honest with his quarterback. J.D.’s a better player, and he’s the one who will take the Panthers to the playoffs. Coach stops by Matt’s house to break the news, made extra-awkward by Grandma Saracen’s typical Coach-related exuberance, and poor Matt is deeply crushed. He tries to quit the team but Coach won’t let (?) him, so he says he’ll sit on the bench and hate every moment instead – and tells Coach that he’ll hate it, too. Then he stalks out of the locker room, tossing a “Good talk, Coach,” over his shoulder. It’s not NOT hot, tbh.

Also in Saracen land: his mom’s got her hands full trying to keep Grandma Saracen happy, but she’s doing her best. She tells Matt that the local hair salon has a chair open, and she’s interested in renting it, so she can stay in Dillon and help out till he graduates. He’s too pissed about his QB2 status to respond nicely, but later he confides in her, and they share a lovely moment.

At long, LONG last, Street is back! He and Erin are trying to make the co-parenting thing work, and Jason’s wonderful with new-to-us baby Noah. He wants Erin and Noah to move in with him (and Herc? Whose porn collection is strewn about so vigorously that Jason has to clean it up *every time* the baby comes over?), but she’s too overwhelmed with work to consider it. He tells her he’ll find some extra income to make her life easier, and later decides to go in with Herc and the Riggins boys to buy Buddy Garrity’s old house, fix it up and flip it within 30 days. Thanks to Chekhov’s copper wire, they have enough money to make an offer, but when Buddy sees Tim’s name, among others, on the paperwork, he balks. “The house can rot into the ground before I sell it to this clown car of idiots,” Buddy eloquently declares, but no one beats Street in eloquence this episode. He shows up at Buddy’s office and gives him the hard sell, wisely using football nostalgia to clinch the deal. Later, as the boys are discussing renovations to their new investment, Erin shows up and tearfully tells Jason she’s moving back East to be near her parents so they can help with Noah. He tries to tell her the house is their golden ticket, but she’s not having it. Tim overhears, but Jason lies and tells him she’s excited about the prospect of the house flip.

And finally, Tyra’s skipping class and letting her grades slip to spend time with Cash, and I’m sorry I just do not find this man life-ruining levels of attractive. But Tyra’s head over heels, making out with him in the parking lot in front of poor Landry and mouthing off to Tami after she wisely expresses concern. Eventually Tyra apologizes to Tami and thanks her for caring, but says she’s wrong about Cash – he’s a good person, because he showed her a newborn horse? Compelling, yes, but he also keeps popping pain pills and interrupting her college momentum!

How many times do I have to take a drink?

14

Did the Panthers win?

They squeaked one out, but it was, as we say, an ugly win.

MVP of the Week

Scott Porter as Jason Street on Friday Night Lights. He's a handsome young white man with short brown hair, sitting in a wheelchair in a bedroom, holding a small baby and looking at him with love.

I gotta give it to Jason. He’s doing everything right by Erin and Noah, wrangles that clown car filled with idiots, and then gives the speech of his lifetime to Buddy Garrity. Also he got a haircut, and my man is looking FRESH.

Most Basic Play of the Week

Julie gets an ankle tattoo of a heart and a rose, bringing us the plotline behind this episode’s title. I’m really not sure how she managed to do that, since she’s not 18 (I don’t think?) and Texas tattoo parlors are pretty strict about needing parental approval before tattooing a minor, which Julie certainly did NOT have. Coach and Tami flip their lids, Julie’s a giant brat about it, but after talking with Tyra and realizing how much more stressful her daughter’s rebellion could be, Tami has a great talk with Julie about her own high school misbehavior, and they make up so sweetly.

Best Taylor Couple Moment

They overloaded on amazing couple moments last week and don’t share a ton of scenes this week, but their typical “Coach Blustery; Tami Reasonable” approach to Julie’s tattoo is always fun to watch.

Tim Riggins’ Finest Moment

Herc, Riggins and Jason, three cute white guys on Friday Night Lights, sitting in a living room together. Riggins is staring intently off-camera like he's making a point, while Herc and Jason are looking at each other suspiciously.

He is SO funny in this episode. He’s at Lyla’s house overhearing a conversation Buddy’s having with his realtor, which is how he knows about the house-flipping opportunity. He hears Buddy say about the recession, “When all the scared rats are leaving a sinking market, that’s when a real entrepreneur steps in. A true visionary.” Tim is obviously moved by this speech, because he then later repeats it, verbatim, TWICE: once to convince Jason and Herc to get on board, and then later to convince Billy. Jason and Herc look impressed the first time they hear it from Tim, but the second time, they share the most hilarious look. Give all three of these men more comedy to do!

The Taylor Advice of the Week

On the drive to force Julie to get her tattoo removed, Tami realizes she’s not handling this correctly. So she’s honest about having been a wild child herself, extracts an earnest promise from Julie that she’s not going down a dangerous road, and then tells her they don’t have to get the tattoo removed after all. When Julie celebrates, Tami shrugs, “Honey, I guarantee you that by the time you’re 30, you’re going to take that thing off yourself. And I’m not gonna pay for it then.”

Post-Game Breakdown

This is one of only two episodes directed by FNL creator Jason Katims! He did a very nice job. Also, there are multiple recession references in this episode, which is lots of fun for modern viewers, seeing how far we’ve come! lol jk it’s all so much worse now.


Meet Sarah here next week as she covers 3.06 “It Ain’t Easy Being J.D. McCoy” – my question for her, and for y’all in the comments, is how do you feel about J.D.? I can’t help but root for the kid! His dad’s a monster and he just seems to want to be friends with a very unwilling Matt.  

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Meredith Borders is formerly the Texas-based editor of Fangoria and Birth.Movies.Death., now living and writing (and reading) in Germany. She’s been known to pop by Forever Young Adult since its inception, and she loves YA TV most ardently.