It’s March, so you know what that means? It’s time for Misandry Madness! In the grand competitive tradition of this month, we will spend the next few weeks sorting through all of the truly terrible men of Rosewood PA, so that one can finally be crowned Most Garbage Man Of All! A dubious honor, to be sure, but it sure will make organizing our hit list more efficient.
We’ve combed through the archives to dredge up the very worst of Rosewood’s men, the shitty dudes to end all shitty dudes, and we’ve narrowed it down to this final slate, in seeded order:
- Ezra
- Wilden
- Ken Dad
- Cousin Nate
- Ian
- Andrew
- Ella’s Pastry Chef
- Wren
- Lucas
- Noel
- Fucking Jonny
- Holbrook
- Lorenzo
- Jason
- Generic White Boy (Composite)
- WILD CARD: Bad Dad Winner
We’ll start this week with a wild card vote-in round for the 16th slot: BAD DADS. Ken Dad Laurentis guaranteed himself a highly-seeded spot by being such a transphobic misandrist dick to his whole family, but the Liars’ other fathers will duke it out for the final, un-coveted spot. (NB: Wayne Fields is already exempt for being a generally stand-up gentleman.)
Next week: The bracket is revealed, and the race to the bottom begins!
