The Vampire Diaries
Dear Diary, we recapped this entire show. (Find all posts here.)
Season 1
"Hello, Brother."
Season 2
"It's okay to love them both. I did."
Season 3
“Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."
Season 4
"You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you."
Season 5
"I think I still need to be drunk to understand this story."
Season 6
“Water was just oozing out of my eyeballs like I’m some kind of alien creature excreting fluids.”
Season 7
"So I’m gonna die? Is that what you’re trying to tell me? Because I’ve done it once or twice before and it’s not all that fun."
Season 8
"You've been my friend, my conscience, my sounding board."
