Where they lead, we will follow. (Find all posts here.)
"We're picking out paint colors tonight, so it's going to be hours of "yes," "no," "yes," "no," "yes," "no," until my world-famous perseverance wears him down and he winds up in a ball on the floor crying like a girl. Wanna come watch?"
“If you put ‘oy’ and poodle in the same sentence you’d have a great new catchphrase. Like, ‘Oy with the poodles already.’”
“Don’t study so much that you get brilliant, go mad, grow a big bald egghead, and try to take over the world, OK? ‘Cause I want to go shoe shopping this weekend.”
"Come on, Rory. We will be going to dinner there next week and every week for the rest of our lives. And I mean the rest of our lives, because my parents will outlive us. The damned can do that."
“It’s my responsibility as your best friend to make sure you do exciting things even when you don't want to.”
“I want to get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym without actually having to go, of course.”
"Yeah, that's me! I'm fast...I'm the perfect storm of caffeine and genetics."
Year in the Life
"I'm blowing everything. My life, my career...I'm flailing and I don't have a plan or a list or a clue."